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    Fans of the NBC Show Parks and Recreation, will be ecstatic to see that Trader Joe's is using funny man Ron Swanson to sell their bacon. As can be seen in this photo, Ron Swanson loves his breakfast food. One of the quotes from Season 2 of the show describes his love for breakfast and the fonder sex.

    Ron Swanson [while hanging a photo of breakfast food]: I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. But this stock photo I bought at a framing store isn't real. Today I got the real thing. A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning. I should have taken a picture of it.

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