|Age||May 6 (Possibly 40's/50's)|
|Family||Tamara "Tammy" Swanson (mother), 1 unseen brother|
|Significant Other|| Professor Linda Lonegan (fling) |
Wendy Haverford (dated)
|Spouse|| Tammy Swanson (Tammy 2) (2nd wife, divorced)|
Tammy Swanson (Tammy 1) (1st wife, divorced)
Diane Lewis (wife)
|Children|| Ivy Lewis (step-daughter) |
Zoey Lewis (step-daugter)
Unborn Child (with Diane, currently expecting)
|Occupation||Director of Parks and Recreation Department|
|Religion||Hinted at Protestant, by Leslie Knope (Season 1, episode 4)|
Ronald Ulysses "Ron" Swanson is a fictional character in the NBC comedy-drama Parks and Recreation. He is the former husband of two women by the name of Tammy Swanson, and Leslie Knope's deadpan superior as the head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department. He is portrayed by Nick Offerman.
Ron was born to Tamara Swanson and was delivered by his future wife, also known as Tammy 1, a candy striper at the hospital. He cried for the first time when he was 7, when he was hit by a school bus. When Ron was 9 he began work in a sheet metal factory and "within a week, he was running the floor". When he was 11 he was offered a job at the Tannery where he could work with leather, a dream he had always had. He tried to do both as well as finish Middle School but he eventually realized he could only do one thing.
When college came around, his dad, feeling that college wasn't important, dropped Ron off at a metal factory. However, Ron hitchhiked and went to college anyway, where he said he learned a lot.
Ron Swanson has been Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department for six years. Ron believes in the elimination of government waste and has always brought the department in under budget. Ron believes government should be privatized and follow the business model of the Chuck E. Cheese's family entertainment chain. He has closed many unnecessary recreational spaces during his tenure, including the Portola Skate Park, the Grice Dog Run, the Morris-Easton Observatory, the Mohanga Native American Heritage Center, and most public drinking fountains. Ron has two ex-wives, both of whom are named "Tammy," which is also the name of Ron's mother. He is usually non-confrontational and gives Leslie a lot of leeway when running the department. He jokingly keeps a claymore and a sawn off shotgun on his desk, so people who ask for things have to stare down the barrel. He enjoys woodworking, breakfast meats, and the works of Ayn Rand. He is also an avid hunter and fisherman, and secretly moonlights as a jazz saxophonist named "Duke Silver". His direct superior is Paul. Ron has at least one unseen brother, who is an officer in the Air Force. He mentioned having at least one other brother, but nothing is known about him/them. He also mentioned an uncle who "does yoga" when asked if his family had any history of mental illness.
Ron originally does not want to approve Leslie's bid to fill in a construction pit and turn it into a park because he is so opposed to government interference, he does not believe the parks department should build parks. However, he is convinced to green-light the project when city planner Mark Brendanawicz cashes in an unspecified favor. In "The Stakeout", Ron suffers from a hernia, for which April Ludgate has to take him to the hospital for, much to his disdain. Ron attempts to leave government employment and take a job offer that was previously offered to him at an Internet flower company web site, but when he finds the business is doing extremely poorly, he sadly realizes he will be in his government job for a long time.
Ron discovers his coworker Tom Haverford's green card marriage with Wendy, but agrees to keep it secret, especially after Tom discovers Ron secretly moonlights as a nightclub jazz musician. When Pawnee implements a policy requiring public officials to deal more directly to the public, Ron deems it "my hell", and hires parks intern April Ludgate to serve as his personal assistant to protect him from the citizens.
Jealous over Ron dating Wendy, Tom Haverford briefly dates Tammy to get even, but the plan backfires when Ron and Tammy get drunk, have lots of sex, put Ron's hair in cornrows, and get married. Once again being under Tammy's control, Ron wants to start a family with Tammy, ignoring his friend's pleas to stop. Tom returns to tell Ron that Tammy mentioned that she was only trying to make Ron miserable, and Tammy begins beating up Tom. Seeing Tom get his ass kicked snaps Ron out of his Tammy-hypnosis.
Weeks later, Tom launches his new drink, Snake Juice, which is 140 proof and contains large amounts of caffeine. Ron is initially hesitant, but after trying the drink, agrees to help sell it, stating "damn if that isn't delicious." Without realizing the drink's content, he drinks a ridiculous amount. His high resistance to alcohol is broken, and Ron gets extremely drunk, dancing frantically to pop music, which he normally hates. He is, however, able to stave off a hangover which plagues everyone else who was drinking Snake Juice.
Ron is chosen to light the eternal flame at the end of Li'l Sebastian's funeral, which burns his eyebrows off. The season ends with a horrified Ron learning that his first ex-wife, also named Tammy, has come to see him.
After learning that his first ex-wife, "Tammy 1", has come to see him, Ron gathers a backpack full of supplies that he had hidden in an air vent in City Hall and bolts out, leaving Leslie in charge of the Parks Department. He lives in his secret cabin in the woods for 3 weeks, during which he survives on animals he has hunted and a stockpile of whiskey. He grows back his previously destroyed eyebrows, as well as a full beard. Leslie comes to live with him when she decides to run away from her problem of choosing between her boyfriend Ben, and running for city council. After seeing Leslie in her exasperated and irrational state, Ron realizes that he has to face his problems head on, and convinces himself and Leslie to return to work. Hours after he returns, Tammy 1 finds Ron in his office and informs Ron that he is being audited by the IRS, Ron's absolute worst nightmare. While going through his audit, Tammy 1 uses her manipulative personality to brainwash Ron into falling in love with her again. Ron, after only one week, becomes a near polar opposite of his former self. He shaves off his mustache and embraces his government job, which confuses and concerns his coworkers. After Ron states that he believes that the government "knows what its doing," Leslie realizes she needs to break Tammy's hold on him. Leslie brings Ron's mother to City Hall to have a drink-off with Tammy 1, winner take Ron. Ron objects to Leslie and April joining the drink-off, as the liquor is extremely potent. After seeing his coworkers in pain from the liquor, Ron ends the drink-off by chugging the entire jug. His strong tolerance to alcohol allows him to finish the jug with only a slight buzz, which seems to break him out of Tammy's hypnosis. Tammy leaves stating that she intends to be by Ron's side the day he dies.
Having led the youth organization, The Pawnee Rangers, Ron encounters an obstacle when his troops begin to defect to Leslie's Pawnee Goddesses, which emphasizes fun over Ron's self-reliance. Having lost his troops, Ron feels depressed that children no longer want to learn to be self-reliant, and that the values he holds dear might be dying. To apologize, and make Ron feel better, Leslie starts a new organization specifically for children interested in self-reliance called The Swansons, with Ron as the troop leader.
When the Pawnee cult called The Reasonabilists predicts the end of the world at sunrise, as they do every few years, Ron jumps at the opportunity to sell them homemade flutes at a very high price. The cult members hold a vigil in a city park and buy the flutes, believing that their money will be useless after the apocalypse. When the end of the world doesn't come, Ron makes off with several hundred dollars.
When Andy decides to take a college course, Ron takes a vested interest, as he values a good education, and supports Andy as the husband of his mentee April. Ron encourages Andy to take an advanced course to broaden his horizons, helping Andy settle on Women's Studies.
When Leslie goes on trial for sleeping with Ben, which is against Chris' rules, Ron is called to testify on Leslie's behalf. He proves ineffective, as he is unable to provide very much information, including his home address.
When Christmas time comes, Ron receives an incredibly thoughtful gift from Leslie: an automatic door-closing mechanism for his office. Wanting to repay Leslie for all of the thoughtful gifts she has given her coworkers over the years, Ron suggests the Parks Department build a scale model of the office. His idea is immediately turned into a gingerbread house, much to Ron's disdain. Ron discovers that he is terrible at building gingerbread houses, and leaves the work to his subordinates. As his own special gift to Leslie, he builds a wooden model of Leslie at her desk as a City Councilwoman, and arranges to have the Park Department take over her City Council campaign.
- Ron always follows the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
- His car, seen in several episodes, is a burgundy 1997-2005 Buick Park Avenue. He has stated he has owned the car for 10 years.
- Swansons have a preternaturally high tolerance for alcohol. His old man used to put Wild Turkey on his Cornflakes.
- In "Pawnee Zoo", he states that The Bulge, a gay bar, is behind his house
- One of his favorite breakfast dishes is the Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse from J.J.'s Diner
- Won the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award
- Every 3 weeks he has to sand down his toenails because they're too strong for clippers
- Ron only has 9 toes, or possibly less stating "I have the toes I have."
- Ron buys all of his food and most of his stuff at Food and Stuff
- Ron has a brother
- Inspired by Tiger Woods, Ron always wears a red shirt after having sex
- He hates birthdays and went to great lengths to keep anyone from finding out his, even having it redacted from all government documents
- In "Telethon", he says he suffers from a disorder called sleep fighting
- He has only cried twice in his life, once when Ron was 7 years old he was hit by a school bus and a second time when he learned of Li'l Sebastian's death. This is an error, however, as Ron cries in the episode "Ron and Tammy" when he realizes that she has all the power in their relationship. He also almost cries in "Citizen Knope" in reaction to Leslie's Christmas gift: remote-controlled closing doors for his office.
- His phone's ringtone is the sound of a revolver going off
- In "Woman of the Year", Leslie points out that Ron attends a "shocking number of Women's National Basketball Association games"
- In "Tom's Divorce", he says he prefers a "strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses"
- According to Ron in "Rock Show", he and Tammy 2 were divorced because she cheated on him.
- On April's 21st birthday, he gave her a .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito
- He has tried to have Leslie fired several times from the Parks Department, but each time changed his mind
- He hates Canada and France
- He has seen three movies in his life: Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton, and Herbie: Fully Loaded, which Diane's kids love. In the 4/11 episode "Animal Control" Ron says "last night I watched a movie with Diane and the girls in which an orange fish is separated from its father...", which is Finding Nemo. Yet, in Galentine's Day he does recognize and give a high five to Leslie's impersonation of the Terminator, suggesting he has seen that movie as well.
- Is allergic to hazelnuts.
- Likes artichokes and plums.
- Ron owns a woodshop (which is Nick's actual workshop)
- He also owns a cabin at 9301 Cedar Crest Drive, where he hid from Tammy 1.
Names people call Ron SwansonEdit
- Ronfire of the Vanities. Tom Haverford
- Swansong. Jean-Ralphio
- Ron in Sixty Seconds. Tom
- Softypants McHuggable. April
- LaRon James. Tom
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- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 http://www.pawneeindiana.com/parks-and-recreation/staff.shtml
- ↑ Lloyd, Robert (2009-04-09). ""Parks and Recreation": The Amy Poehler vehicle "Parks and Recreation" is a charming sapling that just may take root". Los Angeles Times. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-parks-and-recreation9-2009apr09,0,4925765.story. Retrieved 2009-04-11.
- ↑ "Megan Mullally on Parks and Recreation". Ain't It Cool News. 2009-10-23. http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/42824. Retrieved 2010-01-21.
- ↑ http://www.tv.com/parks-and-recreation/ron-and-tammy/episode/1306083/recap.html?tag=episode_recap;recap
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Fog, Henning (2009-10-09). ""Parks and Recreation" recap: Dirty little secrets". Entertainment Weekly. http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/10/09/parks-and-recreation-recap-dirty-little-secrets/. Retrieved 2009-10-23.
- ↑ Season 2 Episode 10: Hunting Trip, "You know Leslie, the superbowl is in a couple months. I usually watch it with my brothers..." - Ron Swanson
- ↑ Sepinwall, Alan (2009-05-14). "Parks and Recreation, "Rock Show": Reviewing the season finale". The Star-Ledger. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/05/parks_and_recreation_rock_show.html. Retrieved 2009-05-15.
- ↑ Parks & Recreation: Season One. [Film (DVD)]. Universal Studios Home Entertainment. Event occurs at Deleted Scenes: Canvassing.
- ↑ "Parks and Recreation - Canvassing: Ron's Rude Awakening". NBC. http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/video/clips/canvassing-rons-rude-awakening/1088063/. Retrieved 2009-04-22.
- ↑ Gonzalez, Sandra (January 15, 2010). ""Parks and Recreation" recap: Will Arnett can see your insides". Entertainment Weekly. http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/01/15/parks-and-recreation-recap-will-arnett-can-see-your-insides/. Retrieved January 15, 2010.