Artie is a security guard at Pawnee City Hall who Leslie Knope calls to remove protester Kelly Larson, who has handcuffed himself to a pipe in her office. Kelly tells her, "This muscle-headed Stormtrooper isn't going to scare me", but immediately begins to scream when Artie moves to cut him loose from the pipe.

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