The Newport Family Trust has decided to sell a 25 square mile parcel of land. Leslie sees it as a new national park and her crowning achievement. Leslie's plan for a national park is challenged by Sweetums, Gryzzl who hired Leslie's nemesis.
Everything is going well for April and Andy. They both work for Leslie at the National Parks. April works full-time and Andy works part-time because he also hosts a TV show, Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show.
Leslie discovers the buttload of cash that can be exchanged for the bunch of trees on the Newport land is expected to be $90 million.
Tom is at his Bistro to meet with a reporter, Janet, who only wants to verify the spelling of his last name. Ben is being honored by the Chamber of Commerce for his work on Pawnee's Bicentennial.
April realizes that she and Andy have started to act like old people when she receives a slow cooker. They no longer do anything spontaneous and weird, so Andy promises that at the Pawnee Bicentennial, they will do something spontaneous and weird. In the end the weirdest thing they do is buy a house that is rumored to be haunted. They end up having sex on the table.
- Werner Herzog as Keg Jeggings, the man who sells his house to April and Andy
- John Hamm as Ed from Midwest Parks Service